i find myself in a garbage can
jerking it to garbage men
shoving trash in my ass
green cock and blue semen
having an orgy in the Dumpster
and burning down the salvation army
i find myself talking to big bird
his big yellow penis limp, flaccid in my mouth
and he makes a squeaky noise when
i hit his prostate and it goes
a little something like this
digging out the corn from my poop
scoopin' it up on a platter
feed it to the fucking cookie monster
big fucking boner for cho-fart* shits
