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Sesame Gay
01:18
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i find myself in a garbage can
jerking it to garbage men
shoving trash in my ass
green cock and blue semen
having an orgy in the Dumpster
and burning down the salvation army
i find myself talking to big bird
his big yellow penis limp, flaccid in my mouth
and he makes a squeaky noise when
i hit his prostate and it goes
a little something like this
digging out the corn from my poop
scoopin' it up on a platter
feed it to the fucking cookie monster
big fucking boner for cho-fart* shits
*(chocolate fart, abbrev.)
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you're beautiful, girl
i love your pearl diamond eyes
and your soft milky beef jerky skin
i touch your shoulder
caress your biceps
we watch the documentary "jesus camp"
and have slow sex to Glenn Beck
i'm a liberal scumbag faggot
who supports terrorists
i'm a tea bagging patriot
who supports nigger hate
you're a beautiful girl
and i dumped you because you like
GREEN DAY
that band sucks, you should be listening
to Gay Dump Wolfs Bukkake
get a grip on my dick
fuck off, i don't care that you're dyslexic
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3. |
Or Presidential Docking
01:00
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stampede of penis worshipping doom
blah blah, insert offensive lyrics here
that are slightly ironic and sarcastic
then talk about man love some more
NIGGER SAUSAGE PUT IT IN ME
BLACK MAN SEMEN OH YEAH
THICK MANHOOD GIVE IT TO ME
FUCK MY ASS
there's always a woman wanting to
pee all over my bare chest
i'm tired of waiting for time to pass
the clock is a square and i have word salad
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4. |
Yeah
01:36
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(ad-libs based around "Yeah" and "Rick Perry")
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