I like furniture and microwaves
I like talking about silverware
And watching the HGTV all day
Spend my time buying chairs and shit
Fuck yeah look at that fucking tree
It's really fucking tree like

After buying a new sofa
And sitting on it
I'll eat some activia
And balance it out with some fruits
There is nothing more that I can do
Other than say that I love you
Everytime we touch and stuff
I get really happy and buy more clocks

Today I spent four hundred dollars
On ten antique golden plates
I'll never actually use them
But they'll be cool to stare at when I'm bored
I want to paint my walls different colors
And tear out the carpet
Maybe replace it with wood or steel
I'll put that on the grocery list

Slip my dick in a blender
And puke in your ass
Mix your semen with my shit
And I fucking drink it
Like it's fucking vodka
And I'm a fucking alcoholic
Slip my tits in your eyes
And rip your throat apart
Eat your corpse
Fuck your corpse
Fondle your organs
And masturbate violently
To Pokemon evolving