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U Lov Me 2 Rite?
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Hold me baby I know that you need me
I'm hurling mucus all over your face
Oh baby little girl I love you so much
Growing purple hairy fungus on my feet
And you better never break my fucking heart
Shine, Shine through me Joseph Stalin
Sexy sweet honey buns girl baby lover
Shine, Shine through my piss hole
Hold my cock I'm fat obese bag of shit
Shoveling dirt in my veins from a dirty needle
Load up on my codeine and xanax now I'm ready
To love you like you've never been loved before
Come closer baby, I need to think about you
And write books about your awesome life
Shine, shine through me Cumdump
Fifteen fucking albums in one day
Shit, shine and blossom my ass
Pluck a flower from your cunt
And I love you, love you baby
And I need you, need you baby
So don't ever ever ever ever leave me
Cuz I want your loving on my loving
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Let's go to the dance club
We will dance and move our hips
Let's have a cool party
With strobe lights and exciting shit
Girl I really wanna grind on you
I wanna make your dick hard
Girl I want to feel your testicles
Up against my testicles
Can you feel my testicles
Underneath your fucking cock
Yeah.
You know, this is hard for me to talk about
But I want to get married to you
I want to have four children
All of them would be girls
Because I would have sex with all of them
But only when they're toddlers
After that I plan to kill them.
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I want nothing for you
All your pity means nothing to me
Get out of the fucking door
Take your luggage and get the fuck out
-high voice- I will grab my payphone
And call a Pizza Hut
Then I'll dial the number
And order a fucking pizza
My pizza gets so warm and I don't want to put it in the freezer
Give me a minute to slap you around, bitch
I'm hungry and I'm ready for hard sex
Come back to me with a paper that says we're divorced and stuff
Then I'll fucking move to Utah
Or maybe I'll just go to Canada
I heard they put milk in bags
But I don't drink milk so I don't care
Anyhow, I fucking hate you now
I really hate you in case you didn't know
Once we've finally broken up and all that stuff
I think it's better if we got married again
Because I really think that you are smart
And your just as beautiful as Ed Gein, yeah
I can't wait to have you scratch my back
Make me toast in the morning
Itch my toes when they get itchy on my toes
Because my toes get itchy from time to time
And I think you would know that by now
Since we've been married forever, girl baby boy man
My heart is broken still but you can fix it
All it takes is a transplant
I'll call Harold Shipman as soon as possible
Oh wait he hung himself in West Yorkshire
I guess I'm fucking screwed
Now I'm lonely forever
Nobody will love me anymore
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